I wish I could but I don’t want to - I wish I could but I’d rather eat my own toes than do it.

I wish I could but I’d rather eat my own toes than do it.

I wish I could go to the party but I’d rather die than talk to my ex.

I wish I could finish my homework but I’d rather be stabbed than look at that math problem.

I wish I could go to the gym but I’d rather get hit by a bus than do a single rep.