I WIN YOU LOSE - That sneaky move your buddy does where they win and you lose

That sneaky move your buddy does where they win and you lose, and you’re too dumb to see it coming.

I win you lose. You were gonna beat me at chess, but I made the board disappear.

I win you lose. You thought you had the last question, but I had the last answer.

I win you lose. You lost your bet. I got your shoes. And I still have your pride.