I will take a potato chip... and EAT IT! - This quote is so legendary, it could be the reason why potat

This quote is so legendary, it could be the reason why potatoes are proud. It's like when you eat a chip and it feels like winning the lottery.

I said that line to my teacher. She gave me extra homework and a chip.

My brother said it at a family dinner. My mom threw a chip at him.

I texted my crush that line. He replied with a chip emoji. I died.