I WILL SEND PACKETS - A funny way to tease people who are lagging or getting a gig

A funny way to tease people who are lagging or getting a gigahertz. It’s like saying you’re gonna hit them with packets until they’re dizzy.

I will send packets! You’re gonna get hit with so many gigashits, you’ll think you’re in a packet prison!

I will send packets! You’re gonna be lagging so hard, it’ll feel like you’re stuck in a gigahertz nightmare!

I will send packets! You’re gonna get hit with a gigahertz so strong, you’ll be lagging for life!