I will hit you with a metal pole - I will hit you with a metal pole is like telling a pest that

I will hit you with a metal pole is like telling a pest that you're going to smash them with a stick until they're flat and crying like a baby.

My neighbor said that to the raccoon that stole his chicken.

My friend said that to the kid who kept stealing my snacks.

My dog said that to the mailman who stepped on his tail.