I went to Waterloo - A dumb phrase TheBajanCanadian uses when he's being a total

A dumb phrase TheBajanCanadian uses when he's being a total jerk to NoochM's cousin.

I went to Waterloo because your cousin said I smelled like a dead raccoon.

I went to Waterloo because he told my dog I was a bad friend.

I went to Waterloo because he said my pizza was worse than his mom's hair.