I Was There
Trump's favorite Bible verse, but spelled wrong so he could make it sound like his own idea, and also make everyone else look stupid.
'I was there, me and I,' he said, like he was reading the Bible and also being a president.
'I was there, me and I,' he said, while also making a joke about the economy.
'I was there, me and I,' he said, and no one believed him, but he didn’t care.