I was talking to your tits - What a guy says when he realizes he’s been lying to himself

What a guy says when he realizes he’s been lying to himself about the woman he’s been sleeping with

'I was talking to your tits', I told my mistress I love her and now I feel guilty

'I was talking to your tits', I thought I was being smart, but I wasn’t

'I was talking to your tits', I said I love her and then I felt stupid