I was on the bus with it
It can mean you're sick like me, or you were literally hit by a bus. Either way, you're a mess.
She said, 'I was on the bus with it,' and she had a fever.
He texted, 'I was on the bus with it,' and he was lying on the ground.
He posted, 'I was on the bus with it,' and I knew he was hit by a bus.