I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples

You came into this world on a pirate ship, surrounded by apples, and you’re probably the reason the ship sank. You’re that bad.

My brother said he was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and he still eats apples for breakfast.

I told my crush I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and now I’m stuck with him.

I swear I was born on a pirate ship with a bunch of apples, and the apples were all cursed.