I want to start something huge - I’m so ready to kick off something massive. Or I could just

I’m so ready to kick off something massive. Or I could just sign up for the army and wait for the world to blow up.

I’m ready to start something huge. Or I could just be drafted and get blown up.

I’m going to start something big. Or I could get sent to war and get blown up.

I’m excited to begin something huge. Or I could be sent to war and get blown up.