I want to play a game - A sneaky way to get someone to fight you, and if they lose,

A sneaky way to get someone to fight you, and if they lose, they become your slave for life or get yelled at by a guy who thinks he's cool.

I want to play a game, and I'm not letting you go easy.

I want to play a game, and I'm the boss here.

I want to play a game, and I'm ready to break you.