I want to have my cake and eat it too. - You want to be happy with one person, but you also want to b

You want to be happy with one person, but you also want to be a mess with another. Like having two desserts and not knowing which one to throw up.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I still want to get drunk with my ex like it’s my second favorite party.

I got the promotion, but I still want to flirt with my boss like they’re my favorite snack.

I’m married, but I still want to sneak out with my coworker like it’s my weekly escape.