I want to have my cake and eat it too. - You want to be happy with one person, but you also want to b

You want to be happy with one person, but you also want to be a mess with another. Like having two desserts and not knowing which one to throw up.

I’m with my girlfriend, but I still want to text my ex like they’re my emotional snack.

I got the job, but I still want to flirt with my interviewer like they’re my dream date.

I’m married, but I still want to sneak out with my coworker like it’s my weekly escape.