I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator

A fancy way of saying, "I need your weed before I die of cravings." Like your copy of Re-animator is the last hope of humanity.

Hey bro, I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator. My brain’s about to explode from not smoking.

I’m begging you man, I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator. I’ll do your chores for a week.

I want to borrow your copy of Re-animator. I’m not asking, I’m demanding.