I want to be an Urban Dictionary Editor - So you can make every dumb word official and tell the real e

So you can make every dumb word official and tell the real editors to go eat dirt.

I want to be an editor so I can make the dumbest words real and tell the real editors to go eat dirt.

Being an editor means I can make the worst definitions official and yell at the real ones.

I just want to be an editor so I can say yes to everything and make the real ones look bad.