My brother tried to make me join his stupid band. I’m not involved and I swear you’ll be distracted by something weird out here because you’re making my life hell.

My crush keeps talking to me in class. I’m not involved and I swear you’ll be distracted by something weird out here because you’re making my life hell.

My boss keeps giving me extra work. I’m not involved and I swear you’ll be distracted by something weird out here because you’re making my life hell.