I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
I want Joan Jett to give me the hardest beatdown of my life I’d wear a shirt or get a tattoo that says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard and maybe shout it at her during a concert and hope she laughs or throws a shoe at me
I wore the shirt and she gave me the side-eye like I was a joke
I got the tattoo and now my face is a permanent reminder of my embarrassment
I yelled it at the concert and she gave me a thumbs up like I was her new best friend