I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
I want Joan Jett to punch me so hard I feel it in my bones I might buy a shirt or get a tattoo with that stupid phrase and maybe try to flirt with her at a show just to see her roll her eyes
I bought the shirt and it smelled like old sneakers and regret
I got the tattoo and now my arm looks like a bad punchline
I tried to flirt with her and she called me a loser in front of everyone