I want a real man
What floozies say when they want a guy to pay for everything because they’re too dumb to get a job and too tired to work. They’d rather sleep all day and flirt with anyone who brings them snacks.
I just want a guy who’ll feed me and buy me make-up.
If he doesn’t give me a mansion, I’m gonna leave him for a richer guy.
I don’t want to work. I want a guy who’ll pay me to be pretty.