I wanna suck your dick letter
A letter that's so fake it could make a lie detector cry. Someone writes it to your teacher or boss just to make them feel good and avoid getting in trouble.
Dear Mr. Adams, you're the best teacher ever. You're like a super hero who made me want to do my homework.
Hey Ms. Taylor, you're the most amazing person I've ever met. You're like my brain's favorite teacher.
Dear Mr. Wilson, you're like a god who made me feel like I was the chosen one.