I wanna suck your dick letter
A letter that sounds like it was written by someone who just got a brain transplant. It's all fake praise and nonsense for your teacher or boss.
Dear Mr. Smith, you're the best teacher I've ever had. You're like a god who made me feel like I was the chosen one.
Hey Ms. Lee, you're the most amazing person I've ever met. You're like a unicorn who made math fun.
Dear Mr. White, you're like the greatest teacher in the universe. You're like a wizard who made learning magical.