I wanna see what you get to experience all the time. You’re gonna let me bang your girlfriend so I don’t have to be the bad guy.

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time. You’re gonna let me have your wife so I don’t look like a total loser.

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time. You're gonna let me take your ex so I don’t get called a f***ing idiot.