I wanna be the guy - A game so frustrating it was invented by a madman who wanted

A game so frustrating it was invented by a madman who wanted to make you cry. You play as a kid who wants to be a guy, but everything wants you dead.

I just died to a trap I didn’t even see. My eyes are sore.

This game is like being yelled at by a ghost.

I tried to beat it once. Now I’m just a broken man.