I Wanna Be Adored - I don’t need to sell my soul because I already got a bad dea

I don’t need to sell my soul because I already got a bad deal. I just want people to praise me like I’m the best thing since sliced bread.

My barista said I was the worst customer but the best influencer.

I texted my ex: 'You didn’t even get a deal like me.'

My dog barked at me like I was famous.