I walk backwards so it’s always a party - A person who thinks walking backwards is the same as walking

A person who thinks walking backwards is the same as walking in a parade

I walk backwards so it’s always a party, I don’t need a parade, I’ve got a bad attitude and a worse hairdo

I’m not walking, I’m wiggling backwards like a confused worm in a candy store

I walk like a drunk kid who just got a bad grade, and it’s a party