I walk backwards so it’s always a party - A broke drunk with a bad hairdo who thinks dancing is a job

A broke drunk with a bad hairdo who thinks dancing is a job and being silly is a skill

I walk backwards so it’s always a party, I don’t need a job, I’ve got glitter and chaos

My backwards walk is a full-time gig, and I’m getting paid in tacos

I don’t move forward, I make the floor move with me, and it’s a party