I understand the confusion - The most fake apology ever. It sounds like you're sorry, but

The most fake apology ever. It sounds like you're sorry, but you're really just mocking them.

I understand the confusion. You thought I was actually going to forgive you? I was just being nice.

I understand the confusion. You thought I'd let you off easy? I was just being polite.

I understand the confusion. You thought I was actually listening to you? I was just waiting for the punchline.