I understand the confusion
A way to say 'You're not even close to being right, and I'm not even trying.'
I understand the confusion. You thought I'd believe you when you said you'd finish your homework? I know you're lying.
I understand the confusion. You thought I'd let you copy my test? You're the worst.
I understand the confusion. You thought I'd take your bad excuse for missing class? I've heard worse.
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