I Tweet then i exist - You tweet or you ain't real. If you're not on Twitter, you m

You tweet or you ain't real. If you're not on Twitter, you might as well be dead.

@joe: 'Just woke up and still posting. You? Still alive?'

@sarah: 'If I don't tweet, my soul dies. It's that simple.'

@danny: 'DM me or I'll assume you're a ghost.'