I took a risk
The total excuse you make when you do something so dumb it makes your brain hurt.
'I took a risk' after I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it came out my nose.
'I took a risk' when I tried to be a superhero and then got stuck in the ceiling fan.
'I took a risk' when I told my mom I was going to be a billionaire and then spent all my money on candy.