I took a risk
The excuse you use when you're too dumb to know you're being a complete idiot.
'I took a risk' when I tried to sing in front of the whole school and everyone threw paper at me.
'I took a risk' after I tried to ride my bike backwards and crashed into a tree.
'I took a risk' when I told my teacher I was going to be a dragon and then fell out of my chair.
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