I thought you were gay - What someone says when they find out you're not into guys an

What someone says when they find out you're not into guys and they’re mad you wasted their time

'I thought you were gay' he said. 'You asked me out.'

She said, 'I thought you were gay.' I said, 'I thought you were a witch.'

I asked him out. He said, 'I thought you were gay.' I said, 'I thought you were a fag.'