I thought you had a plan - The thing you say when you’re watching someone fail and you

The thing you say when you’re watching someone fail and you can’t help but laugh at their mess.

I thought you had a plan. You tried to cook and now the smoke alarm is screaming.

I thought you had a plan. You forgot your password and now you’re crying.

I thought you had a plan. You brought a calculator to a math test and it didn’t work.