I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
when someone shines so bright, the sun gets so mad it quits. Texas gets a cold snap. Everyone’s like 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' and they’re all just facepalming.
My friend was so bright, the sun said 'no more.' Texas froze. People were like 'what?'
My uncle lit up the sky. The sun took a break. Texas got a freeze. Everyone was confused.
My mom was so bright, the sun quit. Texas was cold. People were like 'what the hell?'