I switch hit, but only in baseball - A stupid way to avoid a hookup. Like saying you only like ba

A stupid way to avoid a hookup. Like saying you only like baseball, not people. You're a total poser.

'I switch hit in baseball. Not in life. So no hookups.'

'You're not my type. I switch hit in baseball, not in love.'

'I switch hit in baseball, not in life. So don't try to hook up with me.'