I Swear To F*ck
You use it when you're so mad you're thinking about eating your best friend’s hair. You say 'F*ck' instead of 'God' because you're not just mad, you're a total disaster.
I swear to f*ck I'll tell the teacher you cheated.
I swear to f*ck I'll eat your chips if you don’t stop teasing me.
I swear to f*ck I'll delete your TikTok if you don’t stop making fun of me.