i swear to drunk i'm not god
This phrase is like a drunk person’s way of saying, 'I'm not a fool, I’m just a fool who's talking.'
I swear to drunk I'm not god, I just did a karaoke battle.
I swear to drunk I'm not god, I'm just really good at making messes.
I swear to drunk I'm not god, I’m just really bad at being smart.
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