I swear on my friggin Yeezys
You swear with your Yeezys like it's a holy ritual. If someone disagrees, you're ready to fight, and the camera will make sure everyone sees it. Bread is your best friend in this situation.
I swear on my Yeezys I didn't eat your sandwich.
I swear on my Yeezys I didn't take your backpack.
I swear on my Yeezys I didn't kick your chair.