i swear on me nans grave - A way for a lying sack of chips to sound like a good person,

A way for a lying sack of chips to sound like a good person, even though they’re probably the worst.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t throw the ball at your head.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t draw on the wall.

I swear on me nans grave I didn’t run away from my responsibilities.