i stubbed my toe dammit - Stubbing your toe is when you hit your toe and it hurts so b

Stubbing your toe is when you hit your toe and it hurts so bad you cuss like a pirate who just lost his ship

I stubbed my toe on the leg of the chair and yelled 'f***ing b***h' at the chair like it was trying to kill me

He stubbed his toe on the door and said 'motherf***er' so loud the dog ran away

She stubbed her toe on the table and screamed 'd***ing d***head' at the table like it was her archenemy