I still love you - A joke you say when you're trying to be cute but it backfire

A joke you say when you're trying to be cute but it backfires. You end up sounding like a loser.

I still love you. You're like my favorite pizza but I don't want to eat it anymore.

I still love you. But I think I'm gonna go cry now.

I still love you. I just don't know why I said that.