I snorted
When you're texting someone and they say 'I snorted' it means they laughed so hard they looked like they were about to explode from the inside out
Girl: 'Your dog tried to eat your homework.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I almost snorted my socks off.'
Bro: 'Your uncle tried to do the chicken dance at the funeral.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my soda.'
Friend: 'You told your mom her hair looked like a traffic jam.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my pizza.'