I snorted
When you're texting someone and they say 'I snorted' it means they laughed so hard they looked like they were about to turn into a cartoon
Boy: 'Your dad tried to play air guitar in the grocery store.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my chips.'
Girl: 'You said your dog looked like a confused flamingo.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my chocolate.'
Friend: 'Your brother tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' in the shower.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my cereal.'