I snorted
When you're texting someone and they say 'I snorted' it means they laughed so hard they sprayed food out their nose like a dog with a belly full of treats
Bro: 'I just saw my mom try to eat a burrito while watching cat videos.' Me: 'I snorted.'
Friend: 'You said your boss looked like a confused potato.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I got ketchup on my shirt.'
Cousin: 'Your dad tried to dance to 'Stayin' Alive' in his pajamas.' Me: 'I snorted so hard I snorted my coffee.'