I smell like peanut butter - You’re so bad at playing that you start to smell like peanut

You’re so bad at playing that you start to smell like peanut butter because you’re that sweaty and that ugly.

My dog ran out of the house because I smelled like a peanut butter jar that had been used by a sweaty monster.

My friend said I smelled like a peanut butter sandwich that had been eaten by a raccoon.

My enemy said I smelled like a peanut butter jar that had been thrown into a trash can and stepped on by a pig.