i smell good
Ms. Piggy from "It's Everydaybro" telling you she’s fresh and you’re a walking fart.
I smell good. You’re like a fart that got stuck in a sock.
I smell good. You reek like a gym bag that’s been left in the sun.
I smell good. You smell like my brother after he eats a whole pizza and then takes a nap in his gym clothes.
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