I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.
My way of describing people who think their butt is a personal battlefield.
I saw him in the doctor's office and said, 'You're not fighting a war, you're just losing.'
She posted a video of her squeezing an abscess and I said, 'That's not a flex, that's a cry for help.'
He told me he got one every month and I said, 'You're not lucky, you're cursed.'
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