I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you take a tin of Heinz beans and shove it up your butt because you're a total mess and you don't give a damn

I shoved a tin of beans up my ass because I was tired and didn't feel like cleaning up

I crammed beans up my backside because I was lazy and wanted to feel cool

I put a tin of beans up my butt because I didn’t care if I looked like a total mess