I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you take a tin of Heinz beans and jam it up your butt because you're a total disaster and you're having a good time with it

I shoved a tin of beans up my ass because I was having a great time and didn’t want to stop

I crammed beans up my backside because I was a total disaster and I was happy about it

I forced a tin of beans up my butt because I was being a disaster and wanted to laugh